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Great looking speedtest site

James Kellerman

Nothing too exciting but this is a very nicely designed and implemented site for testing the speed of your internet connection. It is in Flash which I normally loath, partly because it is so slow on OSX, but generally because it is used badly and just gets in the way with lots of flashing and tweening. This is a rare exception that works well as a Flash application. For the record my blueyonder cable connection gets

They even have a handy little badge to add to your blog.

Connections seem to be getting more asymmetric than ever, there are plenty of times that 354kbps up stream seems glacial. Anybody got a super speedy connection out there, find out here speedtest.net

Ghost Riding da Whip

James Kellerman

OK, I am always impressed when a whole new youth frenzy manages to appear and almost disappear by the time I have heard of it. This time its ghost riding da whip, which in English is putting your car in drive, getting out and dancing around or on top of the car whilst it drives down the road and then back in before anything goes horribly wrong. Of course the fun part of all these things is when they do go wrong, and this is a great example.

DIY Nokia Firmware Upgrades, finally.

James Kellerman

Wow, this is huge. At last a mobile phone company that makes it easy for me to upgrade the bloody firmware of my phone. In the past you had to take your phone to a service center to get them to fix the numerous bugs you had stumbled across. After ge…

Wow, this is huge. At last a mobile phone company that makes it easy for me to upgrade the bloody firmware of my phone. In the past you had to take your phone to a service center to get them to fix the numerous bugs you had stumbled across. After getting them to understand there was such a thing as a firmware upgrade and that it could be done in under a week they might just do it. This horrible process is no more, at least if you are a Nokia Series 60 phone user. Not only can you do the upgrade yourself, the application is nicely designed, works beautifully and is very easy to use. I am quite shocked. The only drawback as far as I am concerned, is that it is windows only at the moment. As phones get more complicated ease of upgrading is going to be an important issue, its great to see that Nokia have realised this and are doing something about it. You can check to see if your phone is upgradeable at Nokia's site. via Tommi's S60 applications blog.

Itunes Smart Playlists

James Kellerman

There was a good comment thread over on The Unofficial Apple Weblog regarding iTunes Smart playlists. Two in particular stood out for me. One hit Wonders:
  • Rating of greater than 3 stars
  • play count=1
Forgotten Greats:
  • Rating of greater than 3 stars
  • last played more than 3 months ago.
More here tuaw.com

Who knew, fuh2

James Kellerman

Originally uploaded by whileseated.

There is a whole movement of giving hummers the finger there are over 300 photos on flickr with users showing their deep love and respect for this wonderful car. I am now inspired to go out and capture my own h…

Originally uploaded by whileseated.
There is a whole movement of giving hummers the finger there are over 300 photos on flickr with users showing their deep love and respect for this wonderful car. I am now inspired to go out and capture my own homage to this great American behemoth, of course I have to find one in London first, but then its on. Check out the collection here under the appropriate tag fuh2 (Fuck you Hummer) http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/fuh2/

When electronics do weird things.

James Kellerman

I have been reading reports of people fixing dead ipods by taking them apart and giving the drive a swift sharp knock, and then having them work again. It seemed rather silly and fairly idiosyncratic but I have a dead 2g ipod lying around I thought I would give it a go, after much screwdrivering to get the case off I turned the old guy over, to find it has come back to life and is showing my music collection as it was a year ago. Very odd indeed. It is currently syncing with iTunes like nothing had ever happened. Update: It's a miracle, IT LIVES!!

Hills Crushed: 3

James Kellerman

Ok riding fixed in London is not nearly as bad as I had feared. Here is the list of hills that fell to my pedals last night:
  • Ham Gate Hill - Richmond Park
  • Hampstead Hill - Both Ways
  • Richmond Hill
I think Mr Henderson that I might be ready, though I think I should probably have a training montage to put up here, Rocky style.

Fantastic analysis of the implausibility of the London explosives plot

James Kellerman

This is a fantastic and humorous look at the difficulties involved in the bomb plot. In short its very tricky to do, let alone on an airplane.
So, lets say you have your oxidizer mixture and now you are going to mix it with acetone. In a proper lab environment, that's not going to be *too* awful -- your risk of dying horribly is significant but you could probably keep the whole thing reasonably under control -- you can use dry ice to cool a bath to -78C, say, and do the reaction really slowly by adding the last reactant dropwise with an addition funnel. If you're mixing the stuff up in someone's bathtub, like the guys who bombed the London subways a year ago did, you can take some reasonable precautions to make sure that your reaction doesn't go wildly out of control, like using a lot of normal ice and being very, very, very careful and slow. You need to keep the stuff cool, and you need to be insanely meticulous, or you're going to be in a world of hurt.
More here http://www.interesting-people.org/archives/interesting-people/200608/msg00087.html

Fixed in London

James Kellerman

I don't see that many fixed gear riders in London, this worries me. I haven't taken the bike out yet a combination of work and weather, but planning on riding to North London this evening from Richmond and there are some fair old hills in the way. I will report tomorrow on just how bad it is and how much pain I am in.

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Now Reading

James Kellerman

I have added the now reading plug-in to the site. You can now see what I am reading in the sidebar, and what I have read recently. This should encourage me to read more good books, now that my tastes are there for all to see. Before anyone suggests reading Dan Brown, please be aware that I regard him as the most evil man in literature, of course Ann Coulter is by far and away the most evil woman.

More fatties than hungry people globally

James Kellerman

BBC News is reporting that there are now estimated to be more overweight people across the world than malnourished ones.
US professor Barry Popkin said all countries - both rich and poor - had failed to address the obesity boom. He told the International Association of Agricultural Economists the number of overweight people had topped 1bn, compared with 800m undernourished.
China in particular illustrates the change:
China typified the changes, with a major shift in diet from cereals to animal products and vegetable oils accompanied by a decline in physical work, more motorised transport and more television viewing, he added.
I can't quite see the same adverts being run to help fat people as there have been to aid the malnourished though. Will national governments charities and ngo's step forward to help with this growing health epidemic or will we regard this as self inflicted and watch this spiral into a very expensive health crisis.

Grep

James Kellerman

Now I am not a command line junkie, despite what you might have heard about my l33t t3ch ski11z, but grep is one damn useful tool, that really doesn't seem to have a good GUI alternative. I have been working on an ecommerce site with lots and lots of template files and just finding the file with the code in it you want to change is a nightmare. But using grep, I can simply: grep -irl 'search term' cart/*.tpl and it will return a list of all the files with that search term. It doesn't require me to associate files with it to make them searchable, it just works, and has saved me so much time. Its also damn fast, particularly compared to spotlight which feels almost glacial on my G4 powerbook.

London Traffic

James Kellerman

Well that was a surprise I just drove from Richmond in Surrey to Commercial Road in East London at rush hour in about 45 minutes. Not sure whether it is the congestion charge, school holidays or just a damn lucky day but it was way easier than expected.

Security Theater

James Kellerman

Well I managed to make it back to my home country despite the best efforts of airport security around the world. I think once upon a time I used to actually enjoy flying, now it has become a series of queues where you are regularly shouted at by PA systems, miserable security staff and automated machines. The purpose of this is to prepare yourself for being required to partially undress, be scanned, hand searched and then pushed off to try and find somewhere to put your clothes back on and gather your possessions together if you are actually allowed to keep any of them with you at all. Next time you are at the airport imagine you are looking at the scene through a blue/grey filter, it will suddenly appear as though you are looking at a sci-fi film set in a near future totalitarian state. Heavily armed guards herd cowed people carrying their shoes and belts, through machines. What have these poor people done wrong, yes they have chosen to use one particular form of transport to go from A to B. There is no doubt an appropriate level of airport security, however this is not it, this is security theater which both reassures travelers whilst at the same time maintaining the illusion that they are at constant threat of being blown up/killed/hijacked or some other unimaginable horror. The irony of all this is that the current attack, would not have been picked up by the security procedures that were in place at the time, it was stopped by the intelligence and police forces well before an attack took place. Determined terrorists do not plan attacks that wont work, they make use of the security scenarios that exist at the time of their intended attack as they did in 9/11. These people will not be discouraged by additional airport security, they will just go and attack another high value target, or the long lines in airport security areas. As I posted earlier last week, and it seems somewhat presciently, it is not terrorists we need to be afraid of but those people who would overreact to the threat of terrorism, taking away our rights, our liberties and telling us to be in fear of our life all the time. Bruce Schneier, security researcher, often has excellent commentary about security theater at his blog. He makes the point:
None of the airplane security measures implemented because of 9/11 -- no-fly lists, secondary screening, prohibitions against pocket knives and corkscrews -- had anything to do with last week's arrests. And they wouldn't have prevented the planned attacks, had the terrorists not been arrested. A national ID card wouldn't have made a difference, either.
and again:
Airport security is the last line of defense, and not a very good one at that. Sure, it'll catch the sloppy and the stupid -- and that's a good enough reason not to do away with it entirely -- but it won't catch a well-planned plot. We can't keep weapons out of prisons; we can't possibly keep them off airplanes.
and finally:
Last week's arrests demonstrate how real security doesn't focus on possible terrorist tactics, but on the terrorists themselves. It's a victory for intelligence and investigation, and a dramatic demonstration of how investments in these areas pay off.
This is probably my longest post, to date and one of my most passionate, don't let airline travel and life in general become one of perpetual fear, just because we are told to be scared, that accomplishes the goals of the terrorist. Think for yourself and evaluate the risks sensibly and in context.

Jaiku pt.2

James Kellerman

I blogged about this application a week or so ago, and have not got it up and running on my phone. You can see the icon in the sidebar on the right that tells you where I am and whether my phone is on or not. If you have a nokia series 60 2nd edition phone download it and give it a try, it would be cool to have more of my friends connected through this kind of rich presence information. Update: One of the developers got in touch with me via this posting, they sound very responsive and are definitely taking the application in the right direction. My biggest concern at the moment is the energy consumption, it kills my 6680 in about 24 hours which for my lifestyle is unusable. The developers are working on this and I am looking forward to the next version.

Skype DJ

James Kellerman

My friend Gareth is currently DJ'ing live over Skype for me, from his house in Brixton to Portland, USA. It was 5 min to set up and the quality is pretty decent, if not amazing. Anyway it's completely fantastic just how simple it is to set something up like this I could now conference in a bunch of friends or even do it as a skypecast to several hundred. I love it when technology just works. Nice mix too.

A challenge

James Kellerman

Mr Blair Henderson has been making some comments about my cycling skills.  There is only one way to settle this, a race through the urban wonderland that is London Town. I suggest that we end up at a pub so that the loser can pay the winner his deserved beer. I propose the route should be a free form treasure hunt style, visiting say 6 london landmarks, take a photo of each and then head back to the finsish line/pub. We need a third party to propose the landmarks so that neither of us can do research on the quickest route. So get your thinking caps on and most importantly, Mr Henderson do you accept! p.s. Anyone else on for a mad ride/race/pub around London let me know and its on! 

Mac Pro

James Kellerman

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Don't fear terrorism fear the fear of terrorism

James Kellerman

This article from the Cato institute is by far and away the clearest and most balanced response I have seen to the hyperbole surrounding the current threat (or lack of) terrorism. His opening paragraph summarizes the paper with these two important and simple points.
Assessed in broad but reasonable context, terrorism generally does not do much damage. The costs of terrorism very often are the result of hasty, ill-considered, and overwrought reactions.
It covers the hyperbole of weapons of mass destruction as well as the costs of attempting to marginally reduce the likelihood of an already unlikely event.
How much should we be willing to pay for a small reduction in probabilities that are already extremely low? How much should we be willing to pay for actions that are primarily reassuring but do little to change the actual risk? How can measures such as strengthening the public health system, which provide much broader benefits than those against terrorism, get the attention they deserve?
Overall I cannot recommend this paper enough its not a long read, it's well written and gets to the heart of the problem. It is not terrorists we need to be afraid of, it is the people that over-respond and tell us we must be afraid that we should worry about. Link-PDF Via boingboing.net