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American Visa!

James Kellerman

So today after a visit to the US embassy I have been granted an L1a visa to work with GreenPrint in the USA. It did require a last minute dash to a pharmacy a hundred yards from the embassy that seemed to be making good money by letting people redo their immigration forms on a couple of laptops there. So after dutifully refilling the form, £5 for 15 min of internet + 50p for printing I dashed back to the embassy and 3 hours later my patience was rewarded with the words your visa has been approved.

Only in Portland

James Kellerman

Somehow I am not at all surprised that someone in Portland decided to combine those two obvious bedfellows, vegan lifestyle and stripping.

What might be the world's only vegan strip club opened last month in Portland. There are no leather or other animal products used in any of the on-stage costumes, and most of the strippers say they're vegan as well. Instead of the usual bar grub, the menu has vegan replicas of chicken nuggets and the like. As the owner has charmingly put it in interviews, "the only meat we have is up on stage."

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My thoughts exactly

James Kellerman

One of my favourite bloggers Jon Taplin is currently at a meeting hosted by the British Government with a group of the best minds in the UK and US on counterterrorism. He has some interesting observations on the sentiment there.

What is astonishing to me is the almost unanimity (with the possible exception of a US Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defence) that U.S. policy since 9/11 has done more to enhance the “Al Qaeda Brand” than any other factor. Another informal consensus is that Mrs. Clinton’s claims to Foreign Policy and National Security experience are pure nonsense–someone asked me “could Nancy Reagan have run for President?” Finally, although there is a good bit of skepticism that a black man named Barack Obama could actually be elected in America (visions of the vicious parts Civil Rights movement still are in people’s minds), there is the general belief, that such an election would change “the American Brand” in a way that would be universally beneficial in combatting extremist Jihaddi rhetoric.

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Finally some colour in US currency

James Kellerman

The new Five Dollar bill actually has some colour. Look at that big purple 5! I have always found U.S currency to be terrible from a usability perspective. All the denominations are roughly the same size and colour, making them very difficult to tel…

The new Five Dollar bill actually has some colour. Look at that big purple 5! I have always found U.S currency to be terrible from a usability perspective. All the denominations are roughly the same size and colour, making them very difficult to tell apart in your wallet. Thankfully it looks like someone in the treasury has come to their senses, hence the big purple 5.

Sometimes I Think I Live in the Future

James Kellerman

We are preparing a seed vault for armageddon.

  Descending almost 500 feet under the permafrost, the entrance tunnel to the seed vault is designed to withstand bomb blasts and earthquakes. An automated digital monitoring system controls temperatur…

We are preparing a seed vault for armageddon.

Descending almost 500 feet under the permafrost, the entrance tunnel to the seed vault is designed to withstand bomb blasts and earthquakes. An automated digital monitoring system controls temperature and provides security akin to a missile silo or Fort Knox. No one person has all the codes for entrance.

The seed vault has started receiving its first seeds. I wouldn't be too unhappy if they forgot the Durian seeds.

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How to kill movie monsters

James Kellerman

Wired's Danger Room blog has a great post on how to kill movie giant 500ft movie monsters what weapons in todays military arsenal would be most effective. Every time I see a monster movie I think the same thing. For what its worth, I think any of the penetrating weapons such as the Massive Ordnance Penetrator should do the trick. Anything that can pass through 28ft of hardened concrete before detonating should give a monster a fair headache.

It's difficult to make accurate assumptions about 500 foot-tall fictional monsters whose very existence violates the laws of physics. But it's liable to have skin, scales or other outer with protective blubber or equivalent covering several feet thick. This will absorb anything except apart from an armor-piercing round. Flesh, like water, can stop virtually any projectile within a few feet – that's why you need something very exotic like a supercavitating round if you want to go through a lot of it. Those supercavitating Russian APS underwater assault rifles might be handy here... but you'd need a lot of rounds to have any effect.
Anti-tank weapons probably would not do much either. Shaped-charge HEAT warheads, like the one on the movie's Javelin missile, produce a narrow armor-piercing jet with relatively minor behind-armour effect. It might be enough to set off fuel or ammunition within an armored vehicle. But with against this monster, all you're just giving it a shallow stab with a hot needle: not dangerous, just very annoying.

There are some very good comments on the post as well.

Oh you are all nuts, you need to send another Monster to beat the first one up! Just hope your house dosen't get stepped on durring the boxing match.

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Make like a penguin

James Kellerman

It may be penguin day today or it may not but here are a couple of ads featuring penguins.

Warning contains some nudity.

Warning contains bad french accent

The future is here

James Kellerman

In the future the well-being of the elderly will be monitored by their rice cookers, and lo and behold the future has arrived.

Another model from Zojirushi, called the "i-pot," will send a text message to your phone if it hasn't been used in a while, the better to keep track of the elderly's behavior. I know that when my parents die I want the first person to tell me to be the rice cooker.

Via Boing Boing Gadegts

Indian Rationalism - The Gurubusters

James Kellerman

This is a great documentary originally produced for Channel 4 on the work of Indian rationalists. Their work is remarkable both for their methods and their bravery in the face of almost overwhelming opposition. I hope this is the beginning of a popular enlightenment in India and all the social benefits that come with that intellectual freedom.

It is 45 minutes very well spent.